Dwayne Wade Can Kiss My Ass
This is essentially a direct rip-off of ~I Am's~ post about Carrie Underwood.
No, Dwayne Wade has not started a country music career, but if he did, I am sure it would be very similar to Underwood in it's abundant references to God. Why do I think that? Well apparently Wade felt it necessary to subject the general populace to an explanation of his "faith" in God in the form of a Converse ad. I wouldn't really care except for the tag line.
If your curious you can see the ad for your self at Converse.com.
Now, it doesn't matter to me if he can't sleep at night without a spiritual comfort item. My three year old has a teddy bear and a favorite blanket, Wade has God. I also don't care if he feels the need to justify away his talent by giving the credit to God, but I am sick and tired of being told that my life is meaningless, worthless, bleak, or otherwise "lost", unless I subscribe to an illogical destructive self effacing delusion. I am not lost. Should I get lost, I'll get a map and GPS, not a bible.What really sucks, is that if he had said, "if you don't have faith in Santa Clause, you're lost." people would just laugh at him. But, sense his imaginary friend is "God" it's not just OK, it's a "brave message of faith". It just makes me sick.
Oh yeah, I'm not going to buy the stupid shoes either.
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Cross Posted at: The Evagelical Atheist
Labels: Evangelical Atheist, Religion







11 Comments:
Buy the shoes, paint them red, and place little papier mache horns on either side ;)
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beepbeepitsme, at 4:51 PM
Great, now I have to hate Converse....
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Anonymous, at 5:51 PM
to the author... sweet article dude... you're not bitter or anything... good luck with the map and GPS....
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Anonymous, at 10:09 AM
Screw Wade, screw his shoes, and I hope his team loses. I wonder if he'd give god credit if they lost a heart-breaker to get kicked out of the playoffs?
I get that stupid-ass "no god=meaningless life" bullshit as well (I'm sure most heathens do). I find that happiness is the best comeback to that retardedness.
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BigHeathenMike, at 10:47 AM
Someone should inform Dwayne Wade that godless Communist heathens manufacture Converse sneakers in China.
Not to mention that the workers are most likely slave laborers. (Of course we all know that the Bible has no problem with human slavery). Great post BTW.
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The Atheologist, at 4:34 PM
Learn how to spell his name you fuckin tool.
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Anonymous, at 11:04 PM
lol. stupid blog. with stupid people in it. and im stupid enough to comment. lol.
dont wori guys. God doesnt believe in atheists too.
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patatas, at 3:20 AM
lol. stupid blog. with stupid people in it. and im stupid enough to comment. lol.
dont wori guys. God doesnt believe in atheists too.
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patatas, at 3:22 AM
Fuck Dwyane Wade. Wade is a stupid ignorant little fuck.
Hey Wade, other people like tough players, not players who stumble all the way to the basket, get 2 free-throws regardless of contact, and then wince in fake pain as you walk to the stripe. Fuck you, you fuck.
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Anonymous, at 10:44 AM
best comercial out there. hes proud in what he believes in, and what he believes in is truth. just cause athiasts arent interested in the being that created us and loves the hell out of us..literally..doesnt mean u gotta degrade him. hes the man. oh and for those who are making fun of his talents or claiming his injury was an act...get to his level then we'll talk.
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